A selection of this week's celebrity news...
Kate Middleton's Family Bails Out Brother James From Cake Business Debt http://eonli.ne/13T46ZO
Oscar Pistorius Plans Memorial Service for Reeva Steenkamp While on Bail for Premeditated Murder Charges http://eonli.ne/13R7yUW
Alec Baldwin Smacks Down Racial Slur Allegations on Late Show With David Letterman http://eonli.ne/XzRh72
Zero Dark Thirty Torture Controversy: Senate Committee Drops Investigation http://eonli.ne/XzxTaf
Michelle Obama's Oscar Dress Photoshopped by Iranian Media http://eonli.ne/13PcFEY
Seth MacFarlane's Jews-Run-Hollywood Joke Draws Fire From Jewish Groups http://eonli.ne/13LvxET
The Onion Apologizes for Calling 9-Year-Old Quvenzhané Wallis the C-Word in Oscar Night Tweet http://eonli.ne/Xx0EEC
Ben Affleck Tweets Thanks Following Oscar Win, Iranian Media Slams Argo Victory http://eonli.ne/XwXUHi
MC Hammer Arrested for Obstruction, Claims He Was Victim of Racial Profiling http://eonli.ne/13J6Ngr
Pregnant Fergie Shows Off Baby Bump in Milan http://eonli.ne/13IH2Ng
2013 Oscars: Quvenzhané Wallis Called the C-Word by The Onion, Twitterverse Reacts With Outrage http://eonli.ne/XwfjzK
Michelle Obama Crashes the Oscars, Introduces Best Picture: Here's Why http://eonli.ne/XvNXtN
Kate Middleton Is Good for Business: Hilary Mantel's Book Sales Soar After Calling Duchess "Machine-Made" http://eonli.ne/12YgSKW
Oprah Winfrey, Quvenzhané Wallis and More Honored at Essence Black Women in Hollywood Event http://eonli.ne/XDjmJu
Stop hugging that girl, Prince Harry! We can't handle it! http://eonli.ne/WcHJLP
Clive Davis Comes Out as Bisexual in Tell-All Book http://eonli.ne/WQ1ZFd