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A selection of this week's celebrity news...

Kate Middleton's Family Bails Out Brother James From Cake Business Debt http://eonli.ne/13T46ZO

Oscar Pistorius Plans Memorial Service for Reeva Steenkamp While on Bail for Premeditated Murder Charges http://eonli.ne/13R7yUW

Alec Baldwin Smacks Down Racial Slur Allegations on Late Show With David Letterman http://eonli.ne/XzRh72

Zero Dark Thirty Torture Controversy: Senate Committee Drops Investigation http://eonli.ne/XzxTaf

Michelle Obama's Oscar Dress Photoshopped by Iranian Media http://eonli.ne/13PcFEY

Seth MacFarlane's Jews-Run-Hollywood Joke Draws Fire From Jewish Groups http://eonli.ne/13LvxET

The Onion Apologizes for Calling 9-Year-Old Quvenzhané Wallis the C-Word in Oscar Night Tweet http://eonli.ne/Xx0EEC

Ben Affleck Tweets Thanks Following Oscar Win, Iranian Media Slams Argo Victory http://eonli.ne/XwXUHi

MC Hammer Arrested for Obstruction, Claims He Was Victim of Racial Profiling http://eonli.ne/13J6Ngr

Pregnant Fergie Shows Off Baby Bump in Milan http://eonli.ne/13IH2Ng

2013 Oscars: Quvenzhané Wallis Called the C-Word by The Onion, Twitterverse Reacts With Outrage http://eonli.ne/XwfjzK

Michelle Obama Crashes the Oscars, Introduces Best Picture: Here's Why http://eonli.ne/XvNXtN

Kate Middleton Is Good for Business: Hilary Mantel's Book Sales Soar After Calling Duchess "Machine-Made" http://eonli.ne/12YgSKW

Oprah Winfrey, Quvenzhané Wallis and More Honored at Essence Black Women in Hollywood Event http://eonli.ne/XDjmJu

Stop hugging that girl, Prince Harry! We can't handle it! http://eonli.ne/WcHJLP

Clive Davis Comes Out as Bisexual in Tell-All Book http://eonli.ne/WQ1ZFd