I recently had the misfortune of being granted an audience with Prime Minister Tony Abbott, and was unlucky enough to conduct an interview with him. I include the transcript below.
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Well, thank you very much, prime minister, for agreeing to this interview.
Well, I am always very happy to be interviewed by my good friends at the Daily Telegraph.
You’ve moved offices I see. Nice Che Guevara poster!
Yes... Can I get you something to drink? I’m having a beer.
You don’t have any Bollinger do you?