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A selection of this week's politically-relevant entertainment news...

Snoop Lion Defaces Defenceless Barack Obama With New Snoopify App http://bit.ly/12ff9gy

Unmanned Drones To Deliver Delicious Beverage Relief To Punters At Music Festival http://bit.ly/12fcLGz

As I Lay Dying Singer Arrested Under Suspicion Of Hiring Hitman To Kill Wife http://bit.ly/10ocsaz

Rapper Lauryn Hill Sentenced To 3 Months Jail For Unpaid Taxes http://bit.ly/13eJQEY

Singer Charli XCX Says Sexism Makes Collaborations Tough http://bit.ly/18qGIrC

Australian tour by Bob Geldof's Boomtown Rats Cancelled Due To Poor Ticket Sales http://bit.ly/10kXj9K

Aerosmith's Indonesian Tour Cancelled After Bomb Threat http://bit.ly/10d9swC

Westboro Baptist Church To Picket Slayer Guitarist Jeff Hanneman’s Funeral? http://bit.ly/10zMMq6

Brooklyn Park Dedicated To Late Beastie Boy Adam Yauch http://bit.ly/10bfsqB

Godmother of late rapper Tupac First Woman To Make FBI Most-Wanted Terrorists List http://bit.ly/13TbYMx

Rapper Lil Wayne Dropped By Mountain Dew Over Offensive Emmett Till Lyrics http://bit.ly/113PMmi

Black Flag Release 'Down In The Dirt', First New Music In 23 Years http://bit.ly/1645cI8

Conscious rapper Talib Kweli's "Prisoner Of Conscious" Full Album Stream http://bit.ly/18RCJBU

Ja Rule Released From Prison Early, plus more celebs with Tax-Evasion troubles http://eonli.ne/10nZVUt

Girls Gone Wild porn Creator Joe Francis Convicted of Assault, False Imprisonment http://eonli.ne/10m527D

Kevin Spacey Adopts Dog, Names Her in Honor of Boston http://eonli.ne/YA9hRM

Aerosmith, NKOTB & More Set to Perform in Honor of Boston Marathon Bomb Victims http://eonli.ne/10iBx6O

Jon Stewart Reveals Donald Trump's "Birth Name," Trump Slams "Haters & Losers" Who Find It Funny http://eonli.ne/YtxAkh

Justin Bieber Stops Turkey Concert Twice to Honor Muslim Prayer Call http://eonli.ne/107spBM

Justin Bieber Attacked Onstage In Dubai After Yet Another Delayed Performance http://bit.ly/105mHnd

David Beckham Named Richest British Athlete but Trumped by Tiger Woods Worldwide http://eonli.ne/106LpQI

Royal Family's Eating Habits Revealed: Queen Enjoys Special K, Prince Charles Doesn't Share http://eonli.ne/Ynw96V

Beyoncé Accidentally Embarrasses Princess Eugenie Mid-Concert—Watch Now. http://eonli.ne/103HqEA

Tyler, The Creator Defends His "Racist" Mountain Dew Commercial, TV report below http://bit.ly/11GsOwm