The Reds are Under the Beds Again!

The Reds are under the beds again!
They’ve hidden there since god knows when,
Our world is torn asunder
It’s kids’ beds they’re under
Along with Muslims and refugee men.

Labor’s dared to turn the focus
To the low-paid worker locus.
Don't they know it’s millionaires
Who need more cash and more shares,
Labor’s done it to provoke us.

It’s such an esoteric case,
Why care about the working base?
We know the best way to go
With wages now nicely low,
Don’t these workers know their place?

It’s looking grim, m’lord and mam,
Though scare campaigns we’ve tried to cram
And grave threats identified,
All our best tricks we’ve tried,
I fear the public’s seen the scam.

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